Episodes
Tuesday Jun 13, 2017
THE MUMMY(2017/1999) feat. Robert Benfer
Tuesday Jun 13, 2017
Tuesday Jun 13, 2017
Robert Benfer joins us listen to me and Dom pasionately discuss The Mummy. The words "The Cummy" are not once said here.
Wednesday Jun 07, 2017
WONDER WOMAN Feat. Tim H
Wednesday Jun 07, 2017
Wednesday Jun 07, 2017
Classic beefer Tim H joins us to talk about a wonderful woman, a blunderful baddie, and all the cheeses in betweenses.
Monday Jun 05, 2017
Sneaking Onto the Set Of Amazing Spider-Man 2 - Bonus Beef Teaser
Monday Jun 05, 2017
Monday Jun 05, 2017
Dom's amazing Amazing Spider-Man story from May's bonus beef. If you want to hear the whole episode, subscribe at www.patreon.com/reasonablebeef. Any amount gets you access to the monthly Bonus Beef. The episode should go up Wednesday. Sorry for the delay folks - grilling takes time (I work full time and sometimes its hard to do anything)
Tuesday May 30, 2017
DEFENDERS OF THE ROTTEN 4 Feat. Jamie Loftus
Tuesday May 30, 2017
Tuesday May 30, 2017
Jamie Loftus visits beef court to keep justice reasonable. I Frankenstein is defended, Fantastic Beasts is lowered, and the jolly old ghost upstairs listens politely.
Tuesday May 23, 2017
ALIEN: COVENANT Feat. Bertie Gilbert
Tuesday May 23, 2017
Tuesday May 23, 2017
In space, no one can hear your beef. This episode touches on the Venom spinoff, deepening lore, and Ridley Scott's new legal name. After a freak accident aboard the BOVINANT, survivors Tim and Dom respond to a distress signal at a nearby barbecue planet -- one that eerily meets the exact specifications of their years-long expedition for a new place to dish beef. There they meet Bertie, a woodwind-loving android who has genetically engineered the greatest beef of all. But when Dom foolishly follows Bertie into his basement grease chamber and peeks into a large and pulsing ravioli, a baby cow inside kisses Dom and Dom eats it. Hours later, from Dom's butthole bursts a beefomorph, and Tim eats it. It's good beef.
Tuesday May 16, 2017
SPIDER-MAN 3 (10 Year Anniversary) Feat. Jack Howard
Tuesday May 16, 2017
Tuesday May 16, 2017
We are 25 years old. We should be over it. But with fellow survivor Jack Howard, we actively scratch open a decade-old wound.
Tuesday May 09, 2017
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2 Feat. Jack Howard
Tuesday May 09, 2017
Tuesday May 09, 2017
In this beef -- meaningful arcs, comedy critique, making weird characters matter, parenthood, and massive yank circles. We were all in a space ship crash after recording the Batman V Superman episode last year -- luckily Jack Howard's limbs stretched and grew into a gentle hairy pod that Tim and I survived in. He didn't make it. But we picked up his penis and planted it in a mason jar and he started to grow back. Baby Jack became Teen Jack, and soon our friend returned just in time for the team up adventure. We're happy to have him back on the show.
Tuesday May 02, 2017
AUSTIN POWERS (mostly) Feat. Robbie Goodwin, Isaac Hirsch, Nik Oldershaw
Tuesday May 02, 2017
Tuesday May 02, 2017
YES, CHILD! Austin Powers turns 20. We hit a lot of material in this one; Clippy, Super Mario Alex Jones, childhood shame, catch phrases, modern-day Mike Myers, questionable-borderline-pretty-much-absolutely offensive accents, Master of Disguise, SNL feuds, Shrek (of course), Anime (again), Family Guy, and comedies you aren't allowed to enjoy. If any of that interests you, come on in! Outtro Music: half circle - Ghostal
Wednesday Apr 26, 2017
BONUS BEEF: Behind the Curtains
Wednesday Apr 26, 2017
Wednesday Apr 26, 2017
Legion, Logan and Listener E-mails in this smooth bonus beef. Bonus Beef is a small, personal wrap-up episode in which the hosts may or may not be under some kind of influence. These episodes will come monthly EXCLUSIVELY for Patreon subscribers, so if you liked this one be sure to hop on the BeefTrain.
Tuesday Apr 25, 2017
DEFENDERS OF THE ROTTEN 3 Feat. Nik Oldershaw and TimH
Tuesday Apr 25, 2017
Tuesday Apr 25, 2017
Beef Boys™ assemble once again to each play devil's advocate for a rotten movie, and shit on a fresh one. Shit on a Fresh One was also the name of my high school band