Episodes
Wednesday Apr 19, 2017
FATE OF THE FURIOUS(And The Last Jedi Teaser) Feat. Ryan Blewett
Wednesday Apr 19, 2017
Wednesday Apr 19, 2017
What to expect: Dick joke, star wars, Peter jackson, fast 8 review. Beef 101. We have a Gr8 D8 with our M8 @ryblew as we Deb8 F8's F8.
Tuesday Apr 04, 2017
GHOST IN THE SHELL Feat. Charley Feldman
Tuesday Apr 04, 2017
Tuesday Apr 04, 2017
Beef in the Shell (taco). NetLady @charley_feldman infiltrates the Bovine Compound to steal secrets and jewels but gets caught up in a conversation about a middling movie. IN THIS EPISODE: anime talk, poop taste, merits of adapting cult movies, and the Owls of Ga'Hoole.
Monday Mar 27, 2017
POWER RANGERS Feat. Cameron Sun
Monday Mar 27, 2017
Monday Mar 27, 2017
SABAN'S BEEF RANGERS (2017) Beautiful, cool, yet outcasted teenager Cameron Sun grabs a handful of warm meat from a crevice in a mountain side, then plummets into twenty feet of magically-floating beef grease, where he emerges on the deck of a bovine spacecraft, skin glistening and eyes burning. A robotic jewish stereotype named Dom waddles over and leads him to a wall of ever-changing tenderloins, each strip of medium-rare meat moving in harmony to create the illusion of a large disappointed face called Tim. It is here that Cam must learn the meaning of being reasonable, to activate the beef matrix and beef into a Beef Ranger. It's beefin' time.
Tuesday Mar 14, 2017
KONG: SKULL ISLAND Feat. Sammy Paul
Tuesday Mar 14, 2017
Tuesday Mar 14, 2017
Growing up, I used to frequent the boardwalk of Ocean City, NJ. Near Jilly's arcade is a mini golf course where two animatronic gorillas in Hawaiian shirts sit in a replica Helicopter and mouth the words to "Under the Boardwalk". ONLY that song. Never another. They had a tough time keeping employees for this reason. Also the gorillas were drunks. Anyways, here's Kong: Skull Island with @sammypaul!
Monday Mar 06, 2017
THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE Feat. Hazel Hayes
Monday Mar 06, 2017
Monday Mar 06, 2017
uh... hey so @thehazelhayes patched into B.E.E.F HQ to address the rumors that she has a Lego-Style raised circle under her hair. Let's just say she... probably won't return as a guest. Or speak to me again.
Sunday Feb 12, 2017
DEFENDERS OF THE ROTTEN 2 Feat. TimH
Sunday Feb 12, 2017
Sunday Feb 12, 2017
~~~WARNING XTRA THICC BEEF~~~ You know the rules: We make a Fresh movie Rotten and a Rotten movie Fresh. When we do these Defenders episodes, I fill my room with sand and rent props and costumes from the Ben Hurr remake. We made @thistim wear chain-mail, hold a scimitar and then have a thoughtful and humorous conversation about the Oscars, musicals, faithful adaptations, powers, the fleeting staying power of CGI heavy movies and then immediately Van Helsing.
Saturday Feb 04, 2017
SPLIT feat. Nikki Black
Saturday Feb 04, 2017
Saturday Feb 04, 2017
Fellow South Jersey refugee @nikkiblackcat joins the beef to discuss a mean, mean movie. Later, we uncover M. Night's true name and don't discuss the Swiss Cheese Masturbator.
Saturday Jan 28, 2017
MONSTER TRUCKS Feat. Ryan Blewett
Saturday Jan 28, 2017
Saturday Jan 28, 2017
Don't judge - we ALL have monsters in our trucks. @ryblew joins the Beefmen in discussions of dog mating, rich dads, The Force Awakens (again) and not-as-bad-as-you-would-think film Monster Trucks. Run your cilia along your front axle and let's get rolling.
Monday Jan 16, 2017
LA LA LAND Feat. TimH
Monday Jan 16, 2017
Monday Jan 16, 2017
Bite into an uncommonly genuine, UNCUT Beef as we explore questions of awarding art, identifying privilege and the politics of show-business via 2016's Golden Globe's dominating La La Land. There's also a joke about gay dinosaurs, don't worry.